About Me

My photo
Bangalore, Karnataka, India
One day I figured it out while reading Norman Lewis's 'Word Power Made Easy'. Most of my traits match to a special kind of personality called 'Introverts'. I am slow to start things up socially but get along really well once I am sure of the way to go !

Monday, July 28, 2008

It Happens Only in India

07:00 AM
Country 'X' violates ceasefire. one soldier is dead and over ten are injured.

Next Day
18:45
serial blasts...one reported dead so far, more casualties expected
Families of deceased crying bitterly...reporter of a leading news channel 'presenting their plea' in front of the rest of the world....live !

18:48
Investigating Police Officer,"We suspect involvement of foreign hand."

19:50
PM of the country," We strongly condemn this act of cowardice by the terrorists. We will not bow down to such activities. We will continue our fight against terror."

19:50
Home Minister,"Intelligence inputs were provided to the state intelligence beforehand. Warnings were issued to all CMs."
.....
earlier at 19:00
Leader of Opposition," Government has failed on all fronts. Nation has lost trust in the national government.

at 19:05
CM of the suffering state,"We did not receive any intelligence inputs. State police responded immediately. We have diffused one bomb. State has been put of high alert."

.........
20:10
Two more blasts..within a span of three minutes.

Next day:

08:00
Minister of External Affairs of Country 'X' (remember 'Foreign Hand')," We strongly condemn the unfortunate events happened to our neighboring country yesterday. We are ready to provide any kind of support you need to carry the investigation forward. Give us proof of involvement of our agencies, we will act against the culprits."

09:00 AM
Country 'X' violates ceasefire again. FIVE soldiers are dead and over twenty are injured.

No comments: